everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
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you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
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Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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