I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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