i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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