hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
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I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
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Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Fuck me I smell like cheese
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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