I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
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Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
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I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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