I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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