you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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