If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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