Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
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This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
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im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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