the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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