can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
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I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
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I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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