Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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