So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I licked your asshole in confidence.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Randomize
