The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
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Walk of Shame today included voting.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
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I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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