Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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