pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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