You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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