I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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