I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
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I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
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You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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