I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
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If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
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I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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