if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
She made me pour olive oil on her.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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