i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Pants are for mortals
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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