i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
and you fell through a lawn chair
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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