What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
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I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
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You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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