i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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