home. puking in laundry basket.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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