Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
i now understand why vodka
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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