So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
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my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
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Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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