I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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