Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
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