Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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