It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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