i just google imaged poop.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
