i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
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i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
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I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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