Those balls look pretty dangerous.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
