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About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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