Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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