If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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