no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
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