so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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