marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I am naked and annoyed.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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