Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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