you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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