I swear she didn't look like that last week.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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