How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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