Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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