last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Randomize
