i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
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she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
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Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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