just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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