How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
At least life still wants to fuck me.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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