Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
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Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
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How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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