xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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