i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
How naked do you want me to be?
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