Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
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Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
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if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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