I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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