I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
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Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
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See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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